Email sent Jun 13, 2026 at 8:31:49 PM
Re: Netflix A.I. voice dubbing
To: ir@netflix; ir@airbnb; eu-mediaboard-secretariat.ec.europa.eu; and some journalists and others
And another thing,
Netflix “Global Resource Management”, you are all really nice people personally, but come on.
( www.netflixinterpositive.com )
However, you’re not alone in Netflix Creative “Services”, where everyone in a management position just goes along with the VP’s orders no matter how dumb or clueless or sketchy or flat out illegal or immoral they are, even on a clear and grand scale for humanity with comic book villain level stakes that I fucking even laid out for all of you in a Netflix internal memo published January 2022.
I know I’m an obnoxious cunt referencing Kant in a direct-to-video company internal memo, but when it comes to driving the largest media company on the planet’s A.I. strategy, a position of profound global power during a clear boss battle for humanity, when people are already suffering on multiple levels globally, I think I can be excused for asking Netflix senior management to embrace Categorical Imperative regarding A.I.
And you would have made so much more money, but you are stupid.
Fuck you Sarandos, you evil garden gnome.
Ted, if you ever try to imagine who is the exact opposite person from you on Earth, think Pope Leo. You are paradoxically the creator of, and the golem itself. A golem teetering at the top of a pyramid between ordering and being ordered. Anyway I haven’t been in about 20 years, but I might actually go to church tomorrow because at least there’s clear moral leadership coming from a place of power somewhere.
Something Nicole did get right in her NYT profile of the Netflix direct-to-video guy (https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/business/media/dan-lin-netflix-hollywood.html ) was the tone always leaving one sentence short that everyone else is thinking as they read it. I’m not mad at the article itself, she’s calling you assholes with no taste.
Which is fine, you’re allowed to be that, but you don’t need to embrace it THIS much. No more covering up clandestine fentanyl labs (*cough, Ellie), no more having Jeffrey Epstein (‘s force ghost, in any future case) facilitate $2.4 million mystery payments to admin assistants (Harris, sell the team), no more stealing from everyone you work with (A.I. Ted, Dahmer-Peters, Ellie, Hoagie).
Nicole, in her own way, did write about Netflix’s clandestine A.I. labs and distribution. When direct-to-video guy humble bragged about coercing Charlize Theron to be paraded around in The cafeteria in front of his employees and go through the hoops of a Netflix office visit, and then have you ask her if you can use that story in the NY Times profile about you, it’s like well yeah what is she gonna say. Maybe she didn’t mind, and that’s her business either way.
But just like you are training your A.I. with Ms. Theron’s and other artists’ performances and then move toward using it to replace her and artists like her. Or maybe toward much less pay, you acting like that’s good for her because well we have the golem so hey fuck you. You offer her a movie role in a time when there’s less movies being made, so yeah read the room (cafeteria?), tech bro. You also publicly brag about how you have lowered the standard for how she used to be treated and make a show of it, and then make a joke about it in the New York Times but it’s really a remarkably dark message to send to the industry in this moment. Hey everybody: everything is changing and we hold everything and we are going to make an example with one of the biggest movie stars in the world who also has an aura of dignity and talent that is universally respected. Nice burn Jay, was that your idea? We know it wasn’t Ted’s (garden gnome).
And for fucks sake I almost forgot the entire reason I made the website initially was just so I could have a permanent place where people who have been scammed by the Netflix exec orchestrated and sanctioned “Dub School Los Angeles” could learn about California’s Krekorian Talent Scam Prevention Act (AB 1319) and know who to contact. Whatever comes of that is up to the California Labor Commissioner’s Office to decide.
But whatever happens with that, you should be ashamed of yourselves for putting not only artists and labor and your employees in a position where they feel they just have to follow Netflix’s orders no matter what to have any work, but also your business partners like Dubbing Brothers recording studio in Burbank. But they also must have felt protected doing it, because well, the biggest global media company who controls most of the work in the industry is telling us to do it, so it must be fine.
The Netflix Golem, like dominoes of immoral behavior falling all the way down the industry. Will Ted be punished, or just some poor recording studio who was forced to do it and assumed it was legal because, well, this is what Netflix wants?
I am surprised people at Netflix who had to have felt that tinge of “ooh isn’t this kind of icky” feeling didn’t just fucking google it out of curiosity and see all of the news reports of LA District Attorney Mike Feurer prosecuting tons of people for workshops that were $50/head back around 2017. But the Netflix employees and the recording studio don’t look because, sadly, they don’t want to know because there’s almost no remaining work ever since Netflix sent most of it out of the country for clandestine A.I. training. $2000/head! I could write a fucking novel about how immoral that is on so many levels and I practically already have in this email.
Denny, you need to know Ellie Mertz and Airbnb covered up a clandestine fentanyl lab in my house because it’s your street too. I called that poor woman who bought the house from me immediately when I saw the Milenio article that validated my suspicions after nearly two harrowing years of chaos for me. Wah. But anyway yeah be aware, I hear there’s addicts hanging around the street again.
Ellie Mertz, you personally covered up a clandestine fentanyl lab that you had enabled to be in my house with sloppy A.I. guest approvals. Think about that! There is no other way around it. I don’t care if you kept it from me with malice toward me personally, who gives a shit (but then again, that becomes some wild actual Illuminati stuff lol so I really hope not). Regardless, you did it.
Also there’s no way to know if they’re directly connected, but a man died in a fire two doors up from my house and there were addicts hanging around at the time who said things to me like “houses don’t just burn down on their own” while I took out the trash. I tried to get in but it was a huge fire and a man died inside. I have no idea if there are any connections between these things beyond coincidence but fuck you Ellie Mertz.
(And just to bring you even further down the fucking Netflix board tentacle rabbit hole, here’s this surreal news report, which any reasonable person will be like why no way this has to be fake, but I mean that’s my fucking house in some of the footage, and buckle your seatbelt for the comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnGk5xpkvbU …You can also ask ABC reporter Jori Rand for the paperwork I signed giving him the footage of the fire from my phone that is in the report.)
Come at me, any of you, I dare you. What do you want to sue me for, being mean about how I tell the easy-to-prove truth to humanity?
I don’t care what kind of corporate legal wall you all try to hide behind. I don’t even care if there’s any consequences for anyone or not. I just want humanity to know. This should be your legacy, golem gnome.
Officer Versoza, just keeping everything in your visibility. Hopefully this is amusing at least.
Can someone forward this? I’m such an asshole I might print it and mail it.
His Holiness, Pope Leo XIV
Apostolic Palace
00120 Vatican City
Please pardon Netflix’s vulgarities, Your Holiness.
Thanks,
Wednesday Tinasky