Prison Gnome

A.I. Ted, can we trust Google A.I.? 

You can trust all of the evidence and claims on this website. But you know that already. 

The walls are closing in, gnome.

I bet you wish you made better choices now. Or at least more clever choices, and didn't trust simpletons like your "VP Innovation A.I." (lol, and who spends a lot of time screaming at and intimidating female colleagues- ask them, but you and HR know already) and Hyman's goons.

Can you feel it? Do you think this will be your last Christmas before federal prison? Or maybe 2027? 

All that money is going to drag it out, but I don't think the feds play around. 

Don't worry, you'll have company in there.

Maybe they can get Jay a couch to chill on in your cell, next to the toilet.